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I don't think even English, as varied and splendid a language as it is, has the words to describe the death and destruction that would follow if I were to go into an OR for anything less drastic than castration or chemical euthenasia...and come out with an extra asshole. I could live with the extra orifice if it meant I got to keep my balls or my life, but not really otherwise. I would just have to start killing people.
Seriously, can you imagine how bad that'd suck when your supper didn't agree with you? Or if you drank the water someplace where giardia or dysentary were common?
Heads. Spikes. Walls.
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