It'd be a really bum deal to be Max Payne, but I think it'd be a lot worse to be the Marine from Doom and Doom II. To be sent into the bowels of Hell itself, facing all sort of inconceivable evil, and then coming home to good ol' Earth and facing the same thing all over again in the sequel...that's bad enough...
...But how would you like to face all that without being able to jump, look up or down, or aim worth a dime!! I tell you, even Gordon Freeman had it better than the Doom Marine, even with his own country's army after him!
Plus, the Marine's bunny got killed! Get your hands off me, damn dirty hellspawn! GD you all to...um...yea... 
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And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomini patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti
--"The Boondock Saints"
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