|
I have the body of a sixteen year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd.
They're in my trunk.
My superpower: Intense and delightful weirdity. I used to have the nipple thing too, but I kept getting excited and having to buy new shirts, so I had them capped with kryptonite.
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
|