Ustwo, I'm am dreadfully sorry that your capacity to believe in magic has been amputated. You are so left-brained, your head must tilt awkwardly. Perhaps that is what attracted you to the Tilted Forum Project!!!
I am a fairly logical woman, but I find life to be much more fun and fulfilling when I let go of the narrow-minded view of the world. In a way, it allows me to experience the joy and freedom I had when I was a child.
I wish the same for you. Unclamp that sphinctor, Sweetie!!