I never leave underwear laying around anywhere, but I am known to leave bras around the bedroom...ya know, I use the double-secret bra-removal-without-taking-off-the-shirt technique and roll into bed.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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