Don't need to shave my shaft, but Lord knows I would if I did! Yikes!!
Personally, I use my beard trimmer (yes, the same one I use on my beard) to keep the lawn and the hedge short down in Johnsonville. Can't take the notion of shaving-- seems weird to me. But trimming is good. Less shedding when the gf gives me head, too....
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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