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..........this reminds me of a terrible joke.
This couple is having sex for the first time, and the man says to the woman "are you always this loose?" She is horrified and pushes him off. "I'm not loose, I'm tight!!" "Gee, to me you feel loose."
She says to him, "I'll prove to you how tight I am." He says "OK." She says "put your left hand in me." He does. "Now put your right hand in." He does that, too. "Now clap your hands." He says "Are you nuts? I can't clap my hands in there, there isn't enough room." "AHA!!!! See how tight I am!"
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