Willravel

I can guess! Mom was born into a Southern fundamentalist family and probably had older brothers. Dad wasn't a preacher, but he wished he was. He was probably an elder or an usher, who liked to throw his weight around in the church. She lost her virginity at 14 to someone who lived in overalls and had a promising future in chewing tobacco (and I don't mean making or selling chewing tobacco, I mean chewing it in front of a 13" screen). Shotgun marriage! Firstborn probably grew up to be a preacher... a preacher with a bbq (basically red neck Fonzi). Second son grew up curious about butthole pleasures, but instead of being told that he can explore the way god made him had the living shit spanked out of him repeatedly by a woman who was nothing more than a zombie of her faith.

Note that I don't think all people are zombies to their faith; as a matter of fact most aren't. His mom sure as hell was.