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Blonde 12
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker
ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car,
runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls
down the window Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers
it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Rhode Island and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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