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You're sitting in the theatre, the lights go down, the previews roll, the screen goes dark and on comes an anchorman sitting at his desk and reading the teaser for the news: "The Popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at 11." Then the opening credits to the Kentucky Fried Movie roll.
"The William J. LePetomaine Thruway? What'll that Asshole think of next? Anybody got a dime? Hell, somebody's gonna have to ride back and get us a shitload of dimes."
"It's twue, oh it's twue!"
The original producers - Frankly just about every scene, but in particular the Scene where Franz Liebkind explains to the audience that this is not the play he wrote and the scene where Max ropes Leo into the idea in the first place.
Murder by Death has some great one liners: "Room full of empty people," and, "Answer easy, question very hard," and, "You've never had it til you've had it with a big fat blondie waitress."
The scene in the Pink Panther Strikes Again where Clouseau gains entrance to the castle posing as a dentist, gets Dreyfuss all giggly on laughing gas and pulls the wrong tooth.
The Opening Scene in the South Park movie which is a straight parody of the opening number in Beauty and the Beast.
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