From the Home Office in Grand Rapids, Michigan, here's Dave Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Eliot Spitzer Did It With A Hooker:
10 Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring
9 Hookers is fun
8 Just trying to help the economy
7 Have you ever been to Albany?
6 It's part of my new MTV prank show "Spitz'd"
5 Haven't been myself since Roy Schieder died
4 Uh, tainted beef?
3 Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it -- you married fellas know what I'm talking about
2 Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics
1 I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago
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Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer.
-From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator
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