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Old 03-12-2008, 03:16 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Spitzer was serving his 9th client of the morning and his head was still in a cloud. He handed a fully loaded dog to the customer.
"How much?"
"That'll be forty three hundred," said Spitzer.
"Hey Seinfeld, I don't have time for no shit, how much is the dog?"
Spitzer was awakened to his error, and tried to recover, "Uh, sorry, $3.50 please." "Hey did you hear the one about Buddha and the hot dog vendor?
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