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women drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on
her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so
much I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my
other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees
against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from
my ear which
fell
into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned
Big Jim and
theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected
an
important call.
Damn women drivers ! !
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- Homer Simpson
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