Bart: Lisa, why don't you join a religion where people eat each other's heads off!
Lisa: BART!!!!
Bart: okok...jeesh. maybe you should just join the Methodists
(Bart is playing "Bible Blaster" with the Flanders kids)
Kids: Convert the Heathens, Convert the Heathens!
Bart: Yeah! i got one!
Kids: No, you just nicked him. Now he's Unitarian
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
Last edited by mystmarimatt; 06-04-2003 at 05:49 PM..
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