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HILARY'S BEEN RESIZED!
He read the headline twice. HOLY SHIT! he thought. Was that her miniaturized body in my bed this morning?
He dialed Room Service to request some coffee and a bagel. He wanted to sit and think through the events of the previous evening and what exactly had brought Hilary to his bed.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
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