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jlanez · 03-10-2008, 10:05 AM

A strange feeling swept over Tyler as he stared at the amulet. He looked at his watch. It was 10:30, but what day was it? He reached for the USA Today that had been slid beneath his door. "What the f...?", he blurted. Today was September 1st. Everything suddenly became more clear. The dwarf was a Republican! Sent by the RNC to detain him and steal his Super Delegate vote from the convention floor. Just how the RNC knew that his particular sexual fantasies involved at least one dwarf, he wasn't sure. The Bush illegal phone surveillance program, no doubt. He had missed the convention completely! His eyes moved to the headlines and he soon realized the awful truth.

03-10-2008, 10:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
jlanez Upright Location: Coastal South Carolina	A strange feeling swept over Tyler as he stared at the amulet. He looked at his watch. It was 10:30, but what day was it? He reached for the USA Today that had been slid beneath his door. "What the f...?", he blurted. Today was September 1st. Everything suddenly became more clear. The dwarf was a Republican! Sent by the RNC to detain him and steal his Super Delegate vote from the convention floor. Just how the RNC knew that his particular sexual fantasies involved at least one dwarf, he wasn't sure. The Bush illegal phone surveillance program, no doubt. He had missed the convention completely! His eyes moved to the headlines and he soon realized the awful truth.