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This thread drank too much Tokay and spent the evening figuring out ways to train the cooties from the Longest Thread Ever to turn on their creator. Then it woke up in a puddle of saliva and had to spend several eons in most of an hour evolving a spine before it could make coffee and seek out the alka seltzer.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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