Baraka_Guru

How many hit points do I have? What's my armour class?

Should I roll a d20 Perform check first? Will there be elves present? If there are orcs invading it, I want to cast Magic Missile!


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I don't know what I'd do if I needed to hit the dating scene. I think the Internets would have something to do with it, or maybe a library.

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BTW, namako, I hope you already know to stay away from the bookish trust-fund kids. Actually, stay away from all of the artsy trust-fund kids. You know this now, right? Do I need to explain myself?

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot