If you want to be a bit less clinical about it, hop over to Europe and visit
Fucking, Austria.
Just don't get too rough and put it in her
Butte by accident.
When you're done Fucking, head back to
Climax, MI
and if you're not of the typical sexual orientation, [
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay,_Michigan]Michigan has the place for you[/url] (this time it's probably OK to put it in the Butte.
While you're doing all this, make sure to wrap it up, because an STD will leave you feeling like
Crapo,
and if you're religious, make sure you're not fornicating, otherwise you might end up in
Hell.
Of course you could skip out on all the debauchery, but that might be a bit
Boring