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Bees - you ever try wearing a jimmy when in the land of anus, and then slipping it off when you want to go back to the va-jay jay? Otherwise, my friend, you're stuck with rubbing it out on her tummy.

edit: and for completion, i still do not understand why some women, with abaya as their unofficial tfp representative, want a man to take it in the shitter if they're going to. I have a penis. It is made for peeing, and repetitively sticking into orifices. A woman presumably has a vagina. It is for peeing, and being stuck. She also has an asshole, and I suppose some women, and some men, like to move the repetitive sticking of the penis to a redirected sticking in the asshole. I suppose if there's hole for a rodgering, some people will want to rodger it. I suppose if she wanted to rub her clit on my ass, I'd be ok with that. But I don't really want a simulated penis in my ass, or anywhere else on or in my body. I don't want to suck a strapon before I receive head, for that matter. I don't make my girl lick out a bag of jello before I go down on her. I'm more of an "Insert Tab A into Slot B" kind of guy, and sure, if you'd prefer Slot C, I guess I can help you out. In no case will Tab D go into my Slot E. Not happening.

Each to their own, experiences may vary, etc.

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