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lesbonics
LESBONICS
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A. Licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A. Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A. Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A. Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A. Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins?
A. Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion?
A Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
A. 100 people that don't do dick.
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