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Originally Posted by willravel
Because he/she/it is fucking hilarious.
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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ SuperCop
The fuck I can't. I'm God. Yapple dapple!
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It would just mean that either way, I don't have to worry if God exists or not, because It doesn't directly work to or influence my behavior. If It is the creator of all that is, was, and will be, plus all the physical laws of the universe, do you really think we have a fraction of a scotch of the capacity to really get Its motives, understandings, and reasons? Like It really gives a damn that you had sex before marriage, or that you lay in bed with your kind, or that you ... [insert something else the WBC or Christian fundamentalists would object to]?
Personally, if there was a Creator, and he thought like me [hahaha], the rule would go, "Be excellent to each other." And why the hell not, "Party on, dudes."
//end sarcasm