Instead of Keith Olbermann, try Bill Maher. His podcast his now video, so you don't have to pay $$ for HBO. He's funnier and still smarter without sounding like the sky is falling. Also he knows he's a pundit. He doesn't pretend to be even handed.
Instead of McDonalds, try sewage. Turns out that several confirmed reports over the years verified the fact that more than occasionally the beef includes bovine fecal matter.
Instead of conservatism, try liberalism. Things are going to change whether you like it or not, so why not surf the wave? Speaking of...
Instead of scuba try surfing. Holy crap is it fun, and you're not likely to run out of air.
Instead of cats try dogs. If they bite, they let go.
Instead of Spanish, learn Japanese. Asian chicks are hot.
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