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Old 02-13-2008, 07:07 AM   #26 (permalink)
Plan9
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Originally Posted by Rudius
"I can't drink legally, but I can legally die for my country in the military? I think that's bs."
Uhm... I don't think getting killed overseas is "legal" in that it's an acceptable practice.

...and the above statement makes me wanna choke the shit outta ignorant young'ns who equate imbibing cheap canned piss with the turbulence and danger of military service.

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You should know that if you do join the military... beer is cheaper than water and any time you're not "overseas getting killed" you can be in a wild, inexpensive drunken stupor anytime after 1630 every day of the work week. I kid you not... AAFES prices on alcohol will have you brushing your teeth with Bacardi 151 instead of tap water.

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