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If you argue this in court, you will be asked whose beer it was. Since you don't want to rat out your friend, you'll have to either lie under oath, or refuse to answer the question. Lying under oath is illegal, and you won't have the right to refuse to answer the question because the answer doesn't incriminate you. And trying to be sneaky or evasive in your answer won't work, either; judges and prosecuters deal with that all the time, and they know how to counter it.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.