Well farting is awesome, but I digest. I mean, digress.
As far as I'm concerned, what you fart when no one else is around is your business (literally).
I appreciate your good-natured response. In the spirit of full disclosure, I keep my phone on (silent) when I'm in the library, and use text messaging. There have been times when I've had to take an important call, and at those times I leave the library to take or return the call, then come back when I'm done. Everybody's happy.