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Old 02-07-2008, 09:29 PM   #30 (permalink)
Martian
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Originally Posted by ngdawg
Maybe I've just been fortunate enough to have such affectionate and appreciative lovers instead of "get that mouth away from me! I know where it's been!"
Not knowing where stuff has been is what keeps society running smoothly. If you knew where that dude's hand has been, you probably wouldn't shake it. If you knew where that kid's finger has been, you probably wouldn't kiss the cut better. And if you knew where that spoon has been, you definitely wouldn't stir your coffee with it.

Clearly anyone who isn't totally freaked out by his own jizz is a complete freak of nature. But, y'know, keep goin' baby. It's okay for you.
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