Originally Posted by ottopilot

Since everyone knows that it requires a hammer, nacho flavored cheese-whiz, a vice-grip, and dancing with your arms in the air (raising the roof like the house is on fi-ya) to make Dick Cheney look like Ghandi, it's highly unlikely since McCain can't lift his arms above his nipples (thanks to Hotel Hanoi). It could be no less than fantasy to propose such a feat.

Be comforted.