OK, here we go. It's a bit of a walk in closet, but not very deep. Had to break it into 3 pieces to itemize it like you've done yours.
Three-layer tower of shit:
Top layer - Binders, paper, pens and pencils, knives and matches
Middle layer - one pair of tan (beige?) swim trunks
Bottom layer - bags of candy, wrapping paper, and other shit
Also in this side: piles of laundry, paper, and shit
Five layer bookshelf of shit:
Top: A box full of "memories", associated shit I'd like to keep for posterity
Top shelf:
1x speaker, unplugged
1x broken shooting earmuffs, for muffling gunfire
20x DVD-Rs, unburned
1x 25 foot ethernet cable, unused
Second shelf:
10x random Music CDs
7x random boxes of game shit, not including their CDs; manuals, etc.
Third shelf:
2 pairs of dress shoes, in box
Fourth shelf:
1x Joystick, USB
1x drawing pad for a PC, USB
Some number of random cables, mice, adapters, etc
Fifth (bottom) shelf:
Box full of cables, batteries, small battery powered devices, adapters, Hard drives, CD drives, and DVD drives
Hung up:
Some number of dress shirts and shit
In black filing cabinet:
Some number of T-Shirts and shit
Some number of pants
Some number of socks and boxers
In the back:
Pairs of shoes, dress shoes, and an unused CRT monitor
On the top rack:
Lots of programming and graphics books, and two more boxes of unused computer shit, manuals, and adapters
Your closet is sexy.