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They've done it... broken me! I survived selling women's shoes, knock-off wristwatches, straight orn, gay porn, viagra, penis enlargers, "mature" porn, milf porn... (your favorite perversion here) porn, and pretended to be a Russian tart named Mariana looking for a husband in Australia. What pushed me over the edge? Adjustable rate mortgages! I can't abide being viewed as vile enough to hustle ARM's!
Rushing headlong towards 30.000 spam rejections, and a brand new monicker... From now on, call me "Jimmy!"
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