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What do you call a quadriplegic in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a quadriplegic in a meat grinder?
Chuck.
What do you call a quadriplegic in a hot tub?
Stew.
What do you call a quadriplegic on the beach?
Sandy.
What do you call a quadriplegic under a car?
Jack.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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