I did a search on google to find more pictures to add to this thread and ran across this blog - Trade Secrets From the Greatest Husband in the Fucking Universe (
http://fatherknowsshit.blogspot.com/...usband-in.html )
It’s no understatement that I am the greatest husband mankind has ever produced. Compared to me, Ward Cleaver was an adulterous prick. I’m so good at husbanding, they should legalize polygamy just for me. I cook. I clean. I listen. I have a penis the size of a Mag-Lite. If you’re looking for the total package ladies, well tough shit. I’m already taken.