Nole of 4UrMe

Oh my, well I've got a story for this thread.

Married to a man I found attractive, intelligent, etc. However he wouldn't hardly have sex with me after we were married. He claimed it was because he didn't know what to do to please me (he had a hair trigger so by intercourse was out) and I couldn't explain any other way to bring me to climax. I could do it myself and I was mostly okay with that, but since he couldn't satisfy me, he wouldn't even try to have sex with me anymore; that was not okay with me.. . . .proceed forward to our tenth year of marriage.

I am building a pond and meet a fellow that is connected with that. Little short icky guy, really. Never had dental insurance so he had the brown/black line around his teeth just a bit from years of smoking, fat, about 5'1". Nice dresser though. Anyway he was giving me such good deals on the stuff I was buying that when he went to kiss me goodbye one afternoon I let him. Of course he had to push a bit to get a real kiss, but what the hey, I let him.

I'm telling you, my toes curled like I had never experienced. I was dumbfounded, speechless (which you can already tell is rare for me). So I demanded he kiss me again. (I'm figuring that its because of years of marital neglect, second kiss won't even catch my notice) WRONG! It was so bizarre.

So I went home and explained to hubby that I might have met someone who could show me and hence I could show him. Took some convincing, but hubby says okay.

So YES I have had sex with someone I did not find the least bit attractive. He didn't teach me as much as I had hoped, but it was enough to take home and teach a little something to the hubby.

Moral of the above story. The concept presented in the revenge of the nerds. . . ugly guys can have talents/skills that good looking guys don't seem to need to learn.

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