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Bar Tab......
OK, go down the list, and tally up the "fine" for each act that you have done in your life. (Do not count multiple acts, for example, $238.50 for peeing in the pool 954 times) The total when you're done is your Bar Tab.
Mine came out to $285.50. The pisser is that now everyone knows I peed in the pool.....
What's yours?
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Did acid -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Lied to your mate --$5
Went streaking -- $5
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Been arrested -- $5
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Smoked pot -- $10
Been jumped -- $10
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Stole something -- $10
Hit on some one of the opposite sex while at work--$15
Spent time in jail -- $15
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work--$15
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Drive drunk -- $20
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Given money to stripper -- $25
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Had a threesome -- $50
Had anal sex -- $80
Had sex for money -- $100
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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