| Right now it's just my boots (size 15, steel toe) and a baseball bat. 
 But I plan on eventually getting a pump-action shotgun with a barrel-mounted flashlight. I specify pump action because the sound of the gun being cocked is enough to make most would-be intruders shit themselves on the spot.
 
				__________________Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust of just fall apart where I'm standing?
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