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You could set up a rat sized amphitheatre with the floor & bleachers rigged over a tank full of piranhas and set to fall at the push of a button. Make sure this is located so that the stage is in full view of an attic vent. Set a monitor on stage and start playing "Round and Round" and other videos from the "Out of the Cellar" album. They will surely scuttle out of their hiding places and take their seats. Then, just as the tiny rat sized lighters come out, push the button and drop them into the tank of predatory fish. Then watch the water turn red. It would be glorious.
And tell Ningauble I said hi.
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