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You could leave assorted travel brochures around the attic busking the murinous glory of Illkhmar. Course, the problem of finding brochures in this day and age printed in Rat might be a thorny one, and you would, of course, have to arrange for a portal to Newhon to open in your attic, but there is little that is impossible for your Meatiness.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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