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Old 01-26-2008, 06:32 PM   #29 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Originally Posted by Barstool
Why the hell would you *NOT* douche first? The LAST thing I want is shit dick....
A person who has 1) been eating right and 2) figured out how to relax both sphincters of their anus should be able to assure that they have no significant amount of poop in the chute. The rectum is not normally used for long term poop storage. That said, if they're not getting enough fiber then an enema and a brief shower with a small buttplug deployed to make sure that everything has come out might be in order.

Not that you'd get shitdick anyway. You are wrapping that rascal, nu?
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