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If the woman has regular bowel movements, there's no reason for an enema. But if you're going to get icked out over a little poo then you might want to forego anal sex altogether.

I have found lying flat on my stomach to be the most comfortable position whether it's the first time, or the first time in a long while.

Classic missionary style is just plain hot because you can look at each other...nize!

Doggie-style is, of course, the raunchiest...therefore, the most fun.

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