well...i've found that actual punctures in the area of my genitals are pretty fucking painful. the shower becomes your enemy. i'd go with something synthetic...steal your girls' glasses beforehand, so she doesn't know the difference.
after you blow mt. vesuvius all over the place...you probably need to get back to questions like "how do you feel?" and "do you want to talk?" and always throw in an "i love you."
yes, i'm just fucking around. the main point is: talk to her.
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