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Texas rancher visiting Maine asks a local Maine farmer how big his spread is.
"Ayup," says the farmer, "well, do you see that stone wall? It goes down to theya, then back up this-a way to that big Pine tree, then back this-a-way to the dirt road...Ayup...that's all my farm."
"Shoot, boy. I've got me a ranch in Texas so big it takes me ALL morning just to drive 'round it in my pick up!"
Mainer says, "Ayup, I've got a truck like that, too!"
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