HAHAHA!
Good intro, Will. Funny as always. Say, don't you have some videotapes to return, though?
Peewee's Big Adventure and
Battlefield Earth?
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RAMBO: Hell, I just want to see him mow down the crowd of little people with a Ma Deuce.
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Any fans of the "Rambo" series of movies need to read the book by David Morrell,
First Blood. If you liked the first movie but thought he was a little soft... just read the book. He's an absolute killing machine in the book.
Go to the library and check it out. It's free.