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Getting Screwed.
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating
someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her
and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex
with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money
on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the
time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would
consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and
explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him
for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What
happened...?" Still breathing hard, she managed to
reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and
getting screwed.
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