1)Always buy furniture with legs. Stuffing things under the sofa or bed when company is coming is quicker than actually putting them away.
2) Take a mirror in your hand, bend over and look at yourself. That is how you look when on top. At my age, I don't get on top.
3) Had I not been a sun worshipper, I would not have the crepey skin, the dark marks and freckles that I have now. I looked great tan, I look horrible with its results. Thank goodness I have oily skin or my face would be looking just as bad. In your 20's you don't think about that shit.
4) Ketchup cleans copper and brass and silver better than any cleaner made for those. Or those little packets of sauce from Taco Bell. Trust me on this.
5) Always, ALWAYS fill the script the doctor gives you, even if you think you won't need it. At some point, you will. Two years down the road, you might have a killer headache and keeping those Darvocets will be a blessing.
