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Originally Posted by kramus
Let's hope that if you follow Mr. Martin's methodology of pet care, the Bearded Dragons are not like those hallucinagenic toads that crazy kids lick. I could see the fish looking out of their tanks at the household of Mr. Tophat being totally cranked up on dragon-sweat...
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Oh that would be amusing. Really.
Thinking of the scene in
Big Trouble where Mr. Herk ends up face down in Enemy Toad and is convinced thereafter that the dog is Elizabeth Dole come to suck his soul out.
Unfortunately, licking a toad is one thing, licking a lizard is entirely another. Lizards can carry Salmonella, and you ALWAYS wash your hands before and after handling them. If I have to choose between Elizabeth Dole sucking my soul out or Gastroenteritis, well, let me think on that a little.
/ end threadjack, really