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Originally Posted by Tophat665
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I hear they need to be bathed weekly. Is that true? Easy? Fun? A good bonding experience? Something a 5 or 7 year old could help with?
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I am minded of the Steve Martin "Let's Get Small" vinyl comedy album I once owned.
"Oh, here's an interesting thing. I gave my cat a bath the other day. It was fun for me, the cat enjoyed it . . . the fur tended to stick to my tongue, but other than that . . ."
Let's hope that if you follow Mr. Martin's methodology of pet care, the Bearded Dragons are not like those hallucinagenic toads that crazy kids lick. I could see the fish looking out of their tanks at the household of Mr. Tophat being totally cranked up on dragon-sweat. That would be a very scary sight for something trapped in a tank
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