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OK, it breaks the personal pronouns rule, but this came to me at work one day:
Man! This weed is Great!
The last time I was this high
I drooled on my shirt.
My favorite Haiku has got to be Dennis Miller's, though:
The Umbrella drinks
The Master of Sassy jive
Isaac rules the waves
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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