Martian

Y'know, the site's called Free Jesus. I looked and I looked, but I couldn't find any way to claim my free Jesus anywhere.

I did, however, find this:

It doesn't seem to make any distinction between fornication in or out of wedlock. So if all fornication is a sin...

You know what? Never mind. It's like shooting whales in a bucket. Way too easy.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame