I struggled over whether or not to post this, but in the end, I decided it was just too funny to go left unseen.
http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Gre...an_chat_rooms/
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No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
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[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this
god tests every one of us
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Now, let it be known that this is not a "bash Christianity" or "pile on the Christians" thread. We all know that there are some atheist morons, and that fundamentalists of all ilk can be very amusing
ESPECIALLY WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. So, if you decide to grind your anti-Christian axe in this thread, be prepared for me to jump on you with both feet and a tire iron.
That said, take a look at the mindset of some of these individuals.
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You got it backwards.
Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.
Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.
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I am constantly amazed at the absolute positions taken on the internet.