Hail Citizens!
If you do not wish to see dead things then turn back now!
I am embroiled in a war with rats that have invaded my attic this winter.
I considered live traps but the idea of driving individual rats to some new environment in my gasoline powered driving instrument seems too ridiculous.
I am open to suggestions. Please give me your council.
Poison is lazy and foolish. They die in hard to reach places and stink for too long.
It has to be snap traps.
smeared with delicious peanut butter
The death toll is at 7.
Some have been adults
Some have been adolescents
but there are no noncombatants
Q: And babies?
A: And Babies.
Only one has escaped so far
at a painful price.
No doubt he will return to gnaw at my face whilst I sleep.
When I ascend the attic steps for my morning harvest
I wonder if a wave of mujahideen will pour down upon me.
This is Rathallah
I am certain those lens flares are tiny valkyrie.
I fear this battle will continue until Rathallah is overfilled and the dead scuttle across the earth.
This is where I will post updates with news from the front.